Flynt Flossy - Cavities (Feat. Pretty Raheem & Whatchyamacallit)

Vampires rarely get humans pregnant because they have to ask if they can come inside

My allergies have been really bad. I was having sex with my girlfriend and my nose started running. A little bit of snot dripped out of my nostril and landed on her face … mid coitus. She looks at me and goes “Gross …. don’t stop” with a little grin. I couldn’t tell if she meant don’t stop the sexy time or if we had stumbled upon some new fetish. So I shot a snot rocket into her face…

…turns out I’m into it way more than she is.

Saw this in a giant post of gifs today and wanted to post it … I <3 Grace and especially this gif.

I titled it “Smang it.gif” for obvious reasons … lemme smang it gurl!

fuckyeahchoice:

Stephen Colbert analyzes the horror of insurance-covered birth control and preventative care. 

I really need a gif of Colbert as the sexually frustrated T-Rex

(via sweetypete)

My friend Alex to Ishan when Ishan’s ice cream cone melted on him

Found on facebook

A friend’s away message on Gchat. I will let them remain anonymous but that is awesome.