“Judy Garland Orgasm by Carly Craig” - I’ll just leave this here…

The “alternate reality” followed by “krumping” in last weeks Happy Endings was definitely an homage to Community, right”?

Demetri Martin, “Demetri Martin. Person.”

My allergies have been really bad. I was having sex with my girlfriend and my nose started running. A little bit of snot dripped out of my nostril and landed on her face … mid coitus. She looks at me and goes “Gross …. don’t stop” with a little grin. I couldn’t tell if she meant don’t stop the sexy time or if we had stumbled upon some new fetish. So I shot a snot rocket into her face…

…turns out I’m into it way more than she is.

My mom to me, which is unfair bc Rickles uses racial humor and my mom was the one who just referred to Native Americans as “they” in a conversation about peyote and alcohol

Reggie Watts - “Fuck Shit Stack”

Reggie Watts is a genius. This song puts current hip hop and rap songs to shame in the most brilliant way possible

(Edit: I mean that in that the song is a profanity laced parody of expletive rich hip hop songs. An amazing mock up and an wonderful song in its own right too)

fuckyeahchoice:

Stephen Colbert analyzes the horror of insurance-covered birth control and preventative care. 

I really need a gif of Colbert as the sexually frustrated T-Rex

(via sweetypete)

Marshmallow People … The voices are always funny

Anthony Jeselnik absolutely killed it. He is such a nice guy too!

You better go see him if you have a chance

Going to go see Anthony Jeselnik tonight in Louisville! So excited to see him. I hope two things: 1) he gets heckled and destroys the heckler and 2) he doesn’t notice me in the audience and decide to use me in his routine in any way.

Zach Galifianakis

There goes Daniel … he’s got a fat, fat dick!

And this has been a common saying in my life for weeks now, with any noun (including dick) as the final noun. It even got turned into a Black Eyed Peas song: “Tonight’s gonna be a fat night. Tonight’s gonna be a fat, fat night!”

Otis Lee Crenshaw - The Piano is a Woman (aka Like a Woman)

gettingtoknowbrian:

Conan O’Brien is just the best.  If you have 23 minutes to listen to something today, listen to this

All 14 Celebrity Jeopardy skits with commentary on the skit and history.