December 2011
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gracehelbig liked your post: I almost freaked out when I saw Grace Helbig on a…
Swooon … faint. Grace liked my post. Granted it was about her … but still. Love Grace.
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I almost freaked out when I saw Grace Helbig on a Google Chrome commercial today. Google’s been hazed!
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“Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or a really cool opotamus?”
– Mitch Hedberg
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Car with "ra ra grl" license plate
Guy driving. No one else in car.
Yeah Grl!
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Kansas City
Driving to Kansas City for the funeral in the morning. Back on Thursday. Wish I still knew people in Kansas City…
My grandma's obituary online... →
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Rest in peace Grandma
Marie Arbonies 2/22/27-12/24/11
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So none of my family was getting together for...
But now my grandma is in a coma and probably dying by the end of the day. Now the whole family is together, either laughing or crying in the hospital room all night and day .. but mostly laughing.
We know that Grandma heard we wouldn’t be together for Christmas and got angry. She is so stubborn. She thought … over my dead body.
And yes, I said that line to my family last night. And...
Grandma has the whole family here at Christmas for her last wish. Surrounded by family in her last moments. We love you. It is time for her to be back with grandpa. Love.
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“Straight shooters always win”
– My grandma used to say this to me when I was little and related it to a family member who was a champion skeet shooter, but she always seemed to mention it when we were golfing or playing cards
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“Boris Diaw does, at times, but he’s fat, and he might have to play center on...”
– Ladies and Gentleman, your Charlotte Bobcats… picked to be “Just Lousy” by Zach Lowe
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Yeah running over giant screws! Yeah flat tires! Yeah changing tires while wearing shirt and tie! Yeah!
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I shall not, will not do the Dougie.
I have not, cannot wear a Snuggie.
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I just watched Crazy, Stupid, Love.
I want Jacob and Hannah’s relationship. So adorable, comfortable, and perfect.
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So it took 2 extra years because of illness, but I finally made it to winter break of second year
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Compliment and Insult a Guy in Two Words:
Huge dick.
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I am going to challenge every question on our exams Friday with “basketball reasons” as my reasoning
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Every time I read candidiasis while I am studying, I read it as “candy ass” and think of The Rock. I then call the fungus a “Jabroni”, give it “The People’s Eyebrow”, and then tell it to “know it’s role” … that it is normal flora and shouldn’t be causing trouble.
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Cocaine Bear and Friends →
He’s a bear that loves cocaine. But he also cares about his friends, and how much they love cocaine.
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“Oh, sweet Jehovah’s witness!”
– Sarah’s response to us getting free Panera at school tomorrow morning
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The Heisman Trophy was just won by someone born in 1990. I officially feel old.
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Oh, you caught me. I like to break a mental sweat,...
My PBL (study room at school) is 100 degrees and rising.
Kinda hot in these PBLs…
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Urban Dictionary on my name - Chris →
Spot on really… just perfect
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This morning...
I spent 1 minute singing “Underneath Your Clothes” aloud, to myself.
Then I spent 15 minutes singing made up lyrics to “Underneath Your Clothes” as the singer from Nickelback.
All my made up lyrics were about how terrible Nickelback is and how listening makes your want to die.
At first I sang things that their songs make other people do to themselves, then I made the...
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I was so proud of myself this morning...
I woke up on my own before my alarm went off
I felt pretty good
So I got up and got ready to leave the house and go to school
I finally checked my phone … my alarm messed up
I had overslept…
Oh well…
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A List of Every DVD I Own
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
Anchorman
Archer - Season 1
Arrested Development - Season 1
Arrested Development - Season 2
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Beerfest
Benny & Joon
Better Off Ted - Season 1
Black Dynamite
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Choke
Clone High
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“Que pasta?”
– Waiters at my Mexican-Italian restaurant
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“In America, I would rather be diagnosed with AIDS than diabetes.”
– Doctor I followed who was in charge of an AIDS ward. She stated that with proper medication you can live a more normal life today with AIDS than you can with diabetes. How far we have come in the past 30 some years.
World AIDS day - 12/1/11