December 2010
25 posts
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Some wounds aren’t meant to be re-opened, but I’ve always picked my scabs
Dec 26th
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Grandma: I'll cook the next meal
Mom: Well this is our last meal
Grandma: Oh? Why? What did you put in it?
Dec 25th
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“Shaking it around and putting it on my head? That makes me sound like an idiot!”
– My grandma immediately after doing exactly that and being asked to open her gift instead of shaking it around and putting it on her head
Dec 25th
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Who Wants Books or DVDs?
I have the following books or DVDs available to whoever wants them. Just pay for shipping or pick them up from me. Leave me a message at http://everybodybutus.tumblr.com/ask with what you want and a way to contact you. Books: Brokaw, Tom: An Album of Memories Brown, Dan: The DaVinci Code Cahill, Thomas: How the Irish Saved Civilization Coles, Robert: The Call of Service: A Witness to...
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
10 notes
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Dec 19th
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Bubes
bu·bes [byoo-beez] –noun, plural. Anatomy 1. the hair appearing on the outer part of the areola of the breast. Diane liked to keep her bra on during sex because it hid her bubes.
Dec 14th
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“I think listening to a woman talking is the exact opposite of having a dick...”
– Comedienne talking about opening for a male revue
Dec 11th
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“I recommend dying young”
– Unsolicited advice from the octogenarian in front of me at Walgreens
Dec 9th
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WatchWatch
Dog vs. Exercise ball!
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
Catholic Sports Leagues
My uncle used to enjoy watching me play basketball in grade school. Mainly so he could yell “Beat the Holy Family” and “Beat Our Lady of Lourdes!”
Dec 5th
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“Be careful Preston. You’re treading on my dreams.”
–  Dupont in “Equilibrium” How this movie got lost in the cinema back in 2002 escapes me. I watched it again, for the first time since 2006, tonight. The gun-switching choreography in the final fight is simply mesmerizing:
Dec 5th
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Nietzsche was an idiot
Would you say “Santa Cluas is dead” or “the Easter Bunny is dead”? No. God will never die because you can’t kill imagination and God is the king of the imaginarium. *Edit* It seems this post is somehow causing a stir because people think I don’t understand Nietzsche… or metaphors. Trust me, I do. My point was simply to highlight the fact that most...
Dec 5th
Lies of our parents
When I was little my dad told me a “topless” bar was a bar without a roof.
Dec 4th
What is the only question a philosophy major...
How do you get a job?
Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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I really like the look of the Cowboys right now...
…no Romo
Dec 2nd
And now for something different
I have unfollowed everyone on tumblr. I have added you all to my RSS feed instead. I did this because my blog is probably 95% reblog and 5% original content. From now on my blog will be 100% “original” content. Pictures will have been taken by me, photoshopped by me, or edited in other ways by me. All words will be me own, unless I am posting a quote. All music I post will be songs I...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd