May 2012
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The phrase "Breakfast of Champions" always...
To me, the only way I am winning anything at 8 in the morning is if I am still in bed, preferably asleep
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I think I have DVT from all this studying…
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Dear body
You’re wearing contacts today. Please stop trying to adjust your glasses reflexively. It isn’t 8am and you’ve done this 3 times. Stop being dumb.
Thank you.
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Dan Harmon got fired...
..but Community is supposed to continue for 13 more episodes.
Why make this change now? NBC is trying to kill the show with its move and lack of promotion and the previous hiatus. Why not just give Dan the 13 episodes to wrap up the story his way. Community’s way?
Instead we get a bastardized version for 13 episodes, maybe more if they water it down or add a laugh track or something else...
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Won’t disrespect him, but our style’s fuckin’ posh like Dave Beckham
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Lateef the Truth Speaker, on Fatboy Slim’s “Wonderful Night”
This song came on my iTunes randomly yesterday. I knew they said Dave Beckham at some point, but had never paid attention to why. Yesterday I did. I laughed. This line is brilliant. Simple and brilliant.
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I need to do something fun between taking Step 1 on June 1 and the start of 3rd Year (June 24 I think). Ideas?
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Oh my blog
Studying all month for a giant exam on June 1. I know I don’t post much anyway, but this month will be very low on posts. At least until I go insane in a few weeks and flood the internet with the little scraps of my brain that still function.
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About to watch The Avengers...
I’ll have no idea what’s going on but I’m excited
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Getting pretty annoyed by all the Adam “M.C.A.” Yauch tributes that then immediately link to the video for “(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!)”. Clearly those people were not fans. The band itself has repeatedly said that they think that song sucks and they refused to play it live. The song was supposed to be mocking and sarcastic toward party anthems, but so many...
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The Kid Who Wasn't There →
This is the best thing I have read in a long, long time.
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April 2012
24 posts
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I don’t have a CLUE why I smell FISH in the VAGINA GARDEN!
– Super helpful mnemonic from First Aid for the USMLE Step 1 2012 and winner of the “what the fuck First Aid?” award for today, narrowly defeating this gem from the page before:
“Prostitute’s pupil” - accommodates but does not react
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5 Gender Stereotypes That Used To Be the Exact... →
Or, why everything that drips out of a sexist or homophobic person is complete and utter bullshit
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This made my life: “The Motherfucking Pterodactyl” by The Oatmeal and Sarah Donner
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I finished second year. And doctors said it would never happen.
Honestly, a doctor told me it’d never happen…
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My last hour
Almost hit a lost dog. Coaxed lost dog into car. Coaxed lost dog into yard. Fought with dog to see tags. Tags are only for the city and the Vet. None of the numbers match with the vet’s system. Coax dog out of yard. Coax dog into car. Almost get hit by car. Coax dog out of car. Coax dog into vet’s office. Dog now decides she likes me. Chip scanned in dog. Dog’s owner is located....
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I used to only wanna zigga zoom zoom in your boom boom, but now I wanna be a doctor. Is that so wrong?
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Operation “get back in running shape” is 7 days old. 2 miles last Tuesday in 16:20. 5k on Friday, Saturday, and today in 24:40, 23:48, and 23:30. Improving!
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I just realized
“Super Bass” = “Superb Ass”
I mean, it is Nicki Minaj…
March 2012
26 posts
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This law does not apply to this particular circumstance. Stand your ground means...
– Jeb Bush, who signed the “Stand Your Ground” law in Florida, after an education panel discussion at the University of Texas at Arlington. (source)
Does anything more really need to be said?
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8: the number of hats I found in my car just now when I cleaned it out
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I’m soooo drunk, y’all!
– Quote of the night day, and drunk person of the night day, for March 16, 2012, both go to a future internal medicine doctor at UAB…
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Way more excited about Community coming back today than the NCAA Tournament…
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