January 2012
51 posts
Bubes
everybodybutus:
bu·bes [byoo-beez]
–noun, plural. Anatomy
1. the hair appearing on the outer part of the areola of the breast.
Diane liked to keep her bra on during sex because it hid her bubes.
Community ....
everybodybutus:
Is “Britta or Annie” going to be the new “Ginger or Mary Ann”?
“This song is just like that guy who just ripped off his shirt… Needing to be cut...”
– My reaction to “The Thong Song” being played at the bar (via everybodybutus)
Six word story.
everybodybutus:
She said I do. But didn’t.
everybodybutus:
Q. What is an emo kid’s least favorite magazine?
A. Rolling Stone … just kidding it’s Life
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rawjaatthelogicman asked: I ran across this blog from a communitythings post, then saw that you're a med student in Kentucky. I'm a student in Kentucky, but mech engineering not med.
everybodybutus:
Q. What is an emo kid’s least favorite cereal?
A. Life
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everybodybutus:
Q. What is an emo kid’s least favorite board game?
A. Life
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So I accidentally slept until 11:30 today … #sleepdisorderproblems
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Wikipedia still works if you use their iPhone app. Loophole!
Sorry, but...
everybodybutus:
I don’t think any trip which involves Coolio can be classified as a “Fantastic Voyage”
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“There’s a saying that goes “People who live in glass houses...”
– Demetri Martin, “Demetri Martin. Person.”
everybodybutus:
If a penis is sometimes referred to as a “member”, does that make the condom the official “members only jacket”
Touché
Me: I have to perform my first male rectal exam Thursday, but I'm having a little trouble with the self-exam ... just kidding, obviously
Sarah: Ha, I don't believe you
Me: What don't you believe, that I'm having trouble?
Sarah: No ... that you aren't actually practicing
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everybodybutus:
“Ahem,” sighed the gift horse to the man. “My eyes are up here.”
“I woke up this morning being like fuck! I’m a mom! And then I was like, no…that...”
– My friend who refuses to let me use her name in the quote (via everybodybutus)
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Not The Onion: Penis Tattoo Leads to Permanent... →
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So the only question is ...
Will I wear black or bright red sweatpants to school tomorrow?
Nick Lies
everybodybutus:
The more I think about it, Clarissa never really explained anything, let alone “it all”
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WatchJohn Statz - Old Old Fashioned (Frightened Rabbit cover)
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Everybody But Us...: What is your life worth? →
I thoroughly enjoyed my travels to South Africa. We had a five to one rand to dollar ratio working in our favor, the country is beautiful, and the people were amazing. For the most part. One of our most frequented places was the mall. I know … how lame. However, the mall was visited mostly for…
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My bedroom is so much colder than the rest of the house
Everybody But Us...: How to make an impression,... →
I stood there on the sidelines and watched. I was nervous. In a few moments I would step on the court for the first time in practice. I was a lowly freshman. I didn’t know the offense we were running very well. I tried to pick up the basics from these guys who knew it cold already. Luckily we…
Everybody But Us...: How Oregon Trail Got Me Ready... →
Back in the day of fourth grade computer class, when a floppy disk actually flopped, a five inch disk was our key to future knowledge. We would fire up our Apple IIs and, quivering in anticipation, click on that little Oregon Trail icon. Little did I know then but that game taught me more about…
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broocewayne asked: Your music related comments make my day, JSYK.
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One Sentence Stories
everybodybutus:
She checked the obituaries every day in a hopeless game of “are you my father?”
The most beautiful noise was my son’s first cry. For Sale: Wedding dress, worn once, slight mascara stain She awoke to an empty bed, which matched not only the walls of her dorm, but the contents of her heart. His hand went limp, his heart flatlined, and I smiled for the first time since the...
searchforfuel replied to your photo: She messed up the first IV (my hand)… :(
Are you okay?!
Yes yes. Just had to get an endoscopy done. Fine fine.
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On gremlin rules again...
Having an upper endoscopy done today at 1:30pm. Meaning I cannot eat or drink anything after midnight (according to my papers from the doctor). This is my second time doing this, but this time they will take a biopsy to check for Celiac Disease since I don’t have the antibodies that can help the diagnosis.
Since my New Year Resolution this year is 20 minutes of planned exercise everyday and...
Everybody But Us...: How to make an impression,... →
When I was spending my semester on the west coast … ok it was supposed to be two years, but deal with it … I decided to join the ultimate frisbee team. Well, I walked by the table and lustily watched two people throw what I later learned to be flicks and hammers and scubers and was noticed by a…
“Love is like a ROUS … you don’t truly believe in it until it jumps up and...”
– (via everybodybutus)
Everybody But Us...: Respect →
I used to play basketball.
My least favorite part of any basketball team was listening to speeches that were supposed to pump me up or get me ready to go play. I could listen to the X’s and O’s and strategy and scouting reports quite well. I found that interesting and a natural part of the game….
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NCSU football ... ugh
So I am going to start reblogging some things I wrote on my blog back in the day. Only one per day until I decide to stop. Enjoy?
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“I just wanted you to know…just getting to be around you was the best thing...”
– Driver, Drive (2011)
Everybody But Us...: The Time Capsule →
A short story I wrote that was on my old blog and posted on here a long time ago…
On my fourth birthday my father sat down and told me a story. When he was a kid he collected baseball cards. Only the Topps brand; that was all there was in those days and he stayed loyal through my childhood as well. He spent nearly every dime of his allowance and work money from ages 4 through…
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New Years Resolution: Exercise for 20+ minutes...
January 2, 2012 …. check
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This is What Happens When You Give Thousands of... →