I hope the closed captioner for Today with Kathy Lee & Hoda gets to be drunk as well. #waitingroomhell

everybodybutus:

Vampires rarely get humans pregnant because they have to ask if they can come inside

thedailywhat:

Sound Of The Times of the Day: Cool-stuff-maker Chris Crutchfield, creator of the “modern musical” Digitals, provides some context for his short film:

One day I got an email, an sms, a phone call, a Facebook message and two tweets all within about 5 seconds of one another. This video is a re-manifestation of my brain’s interpretation of that event. #trustory

Vimeo community manager Sam Morrill chimes in: “If only it actually sounded that good.”

[parislemon.]

So I definitely had classes at NC State with Chris. We had to do some small project together. He was super nice. A little later he started sending me links to projects he was involved in. He was super talented and I voted for him in online competitions and such. Eventually, other friends would send me his stuff as well because they knew him too and because his shit was really good. I quit facebook completely last year and lost contact with Chris. I rejoined since, but only added closer friends. Look at what I have been missing. Dude is super talented and a good person. Hope he takes off.

TL;DR: Went to college with this insanely talented human being and you should pay attention to his awesomeness

Atif, talking about balls. Volleyballs (via everybodybutus)

Who says volleyball isn’t a contact sport? (Taken with instagram)

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! (Taken with instagram)

everybodybutus:

“Tila Tequila Mockingbird”

Tumblr Crushes:

• jungcocoabutter
• loveistheonly
• fuckyeahdementia
• sweetypete
• azizisbored
• mindymarie
• violet-the-inventor
• greasy-reindeers
• ohthetumblarity

everybodybutus:

“Tequila Mockingbird”

Jump, Little Children - “Opium”

In honor of studying opiates for Pharmacology…

You don’t know me but I’m famous
You might even like me given a chance
I’m nervous and I’m shaking
I’m toasted and I’m still baking
From this drug that gives this evening such romance

“Do you smoke opium?” he said
Aas we walked into the early morning gray
With my hand upon his sleeve
Before I took my leave
I said “no and now I’ll be on my way.”

everybodybutus:

bu·bes [byoo-beez]

–noun, plural. Anatomy

1. the hair appearing on the outer part of the areola of the breast.

Diane liked to keep her bra on during sex because it hid her bubes.

everybodybutus:

STEVE HOLT! M!D!

everybodybutus:

I made this because it had to be done